Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch
look at him
friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches…
best invention ever
HIS NAME WAS RUBEN NOT RUBE FUCK YOU
OKAY, SO I WORK IN A RESTAURANT
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY
AND A COUPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE COMES IN
AND BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF
"SO WERE YOU GUYS OUT HUNTING FOR DEALS?"
Lets give each other hickeys where no one else can see them
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
(Source: sugar-pluhms, via mah-reee)
i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
(Source: fluiro, via mah-reee)
if she starts to use your slang or speak like you you know you got her
(Source: sisqofanclub, via mah-reee)
I hate going to a party where they play Banda and Norteñas and seeing someone from high school and having them go “I would never think YOU were into this stuff.” MF WHAT? This “stuff”? You mean the “stuff” YOU just got into and think you’re all about because you bought yourself a pair of boots, a belt, and hat?! Ugh!! All of a sudden. Especially when it comes from someone who never said a word to you until now. *End Rant*
Te voy a besar mucho para que se te quiten las ganas de besar a alguien más.
(Source: indirectas, via mah-reee)
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
(Source: roryomalley, via itsvirgo-notvirgin)
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem